I have to go and make my life better, Tumblr. I’ve fucked up so much in so many ways and I’m afraid if I don’t do something to make myself happy, I’m going to kill myself. I’ll report back eventually. Not for some time. Thank you all for distracting and entertaining me.
10:36 pm • 22 May 2013 • 1 note
Friends who trivialize your mental illness are not friends
Friends who don’t attempt to understand your mental illness are not friends
Friends who shame you for your mental illness are not friends
9:27 pm • 22 May 2013 • 583 notes
*eats an entire sleeve of ritz crackers while sexting*
7:17 pm • 20 May 2013 • 1,939 notes
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
3:40 pm • 20 May 2013 • 94,450 notes
ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
2:59 pm • 20 May 2013 • 134,533 notes
i’m sorry sir this is not proper ID. this is just a drawing of a dog with a jetpack. actually a dog with a jetpack is pretty cool. in fact thats really fucking cool. come right in
11:23 pm • 19 May 2013 • 39,082 notes
In West Egg, we don’t say “I love you.” We throw lavish parties for years hoping you will walk in the door even though you already have a husband and child. I find that beautiful.
10:25 pm • 19 May 2013 • 751 notes